Apple Balls

When your penis is small, as in under average, but your balls are the size of a double d bra.

Have you heard of Joshua, I heard he had Apple Balls.

by SlavicPotator69 April 17, 2022

Special apples

A term used to describe edibles, typically used in encoded messages signifying that you want to do drugs with your friends.

You wanna down some special apples later?
Aight bet.

by CubikLlama April 20, 2022

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples

I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.

by Durty J November 8, 2021

apple

that's me, u #########

theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple

by imasimpforyou March 15, 2022

apple bottom jeans

apple bottom jeans are jeans with the shapes of apples on the behind; also a song

Flo Rida: SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN' AT HER

Eugene: yuh i saw some real cool apple bottom jeans on ebay yesterday! only 15 quid
Elliot: mate they're woman's trousers

by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022

Apple

The size of my dick

Person 1. How big is it
Person 2. The size of and apple

Person 1. So small and round?
Person 2. Yes

by Mike200869420 January 31, 2022