Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time

“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today”

by Darien the driver February 1, 2022

Tom

A nerd. Toms are very smart and not very sporty. Toms are average height and is good at writing and cartography.

Wow, he is such a Tom. He cant do sport.

by smart_definer123 February 8, 2022

How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

by Tom Holland Sucks March 9, 2022

Tom Holland is mine

What every girl says and wishes...

" Tom Holland is mine! Back off!"

by hpsauceforthebois March 12, 2022

Tom

a perverted male who like to spend alone time with his dogs (usualy called marley) he has sex with his pets all day often beggin for noddy and using peanut butter as bait.

tom only comes out if marley is too sick to give head.

its the dog shagger tom again

by Bigbussy124 March 13, 2022

Tom Holland

he is a fucking bitch, i used to love him but then he became a jerk. So I HATE HIM NOW!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! he broke my heart He is the ugliest actor alive and he is a terrible person tom holland if you see this please die.

"Hey, did you see Tom Holland!"
"yeah so ugly"

by tommie wommieeee March 15, 2022

Tom

Tom is the most amazing person you could ever meet, he’s nice, smart, funny and caring, he will bring joy to your life just by talking to you. He loves marvel! He is cute and charming and he is literally the best friend you’ll ever have. When he loves you he will make you feel loved in the best way possible. Tom is my best friend! And knowing him is the best thing that ever happened to me! :)

Why are you smiling like that?
Tom just talked to me!

by Leothehottie March 19, 2022