Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

HARD RESET

The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.

"I was going crazy thank you I just needed a good fuck" A hard reset

by anonymous June 29, 2025

The Harding

Where that nigga shrek resides

Yo that nigga Shrek in the Harding

by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025

Think smart do hard

"Think smart do hard"

Think smart do hard

by William walace July 20, 2025

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

When I actually don't.

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity

"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"

by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025

I Bro Hard

When you overdo sticking up for or protecting your bro.

Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.

Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.

Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2025