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National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title
When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post
by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023
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Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)
I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream
by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023
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Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 12, 2023
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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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Ninja

A funny blue hair man that streams the Fortnite and reports players for stream sniping
"Bruh i'm gonna watch some Ninja" - 9 year old
by Bald Martin II October 24, 2019
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Ninja Darone

Holy crap! Ninja Darone has the last dodgeball! I'm TOAST!
by the tomb lord October 26, 2019
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Ninja

A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.
I ninja'd drake.

Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020
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