half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025

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Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.

She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.

by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025

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Half-dusted

Intoxicated, inebriated, stoned, drunk, high,

And gathering serotonin you normally lack, making you giggle more than normal

Carrie was half-dusted and could not stop giggling at a dumb joke
What we know
If big trucks =small d*cks, then small cars = big d*cks
Big shoes = big d*cks

Clowns.

by -Carebear March 14, 2025

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The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.

Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed

by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025

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