dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”

by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021

dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.

Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

Dad

Hot man big pp

My dad left

by Hot pool boy June 13, 2021

Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

by Imgewdunot June 14, 2021

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.

“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021

Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024