Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.

Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME

by cuber69420 May 22, 2022

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

Apple

An Aplatonic person - somebody who doesn't experience platonic attraction

I was talking about how friendship is overrated with one of my apple acquaintances.

by Romophobic AroAce May 24, 2022

apple

they are red or green... or rainbow (if you eat a rainbow one, you will turn gay)

"i just ate a rainbow apple!!"

"wow, you're VERY fruity!"

by isla <3 May 25, 2022

apple sause lol

karsons cream

Wow that apple sause lol you gave me was so good

by Karson i know where u live May 25, 2022

Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.

I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.

by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022

Apple

Delicious. Tho if we listen, we also find roots. Evolution.

The apple wasn’t enough/ it took more to fill up.

by MichyLaMichy April 7, 2022