bubbles were boiled

When you "rustle someones jimmies".

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.

by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you

Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

were getting raided

getting fucked by the local Chinese's zerg

hop on were getting raided-xvaqr
im jerking-xvpws
trippled all dead-xvqws

by anonymous November 4, 2023

we were excited

a phrase used to quite literally say “we were excited” however, the use of the word “were” in the sentence has no past tense meaning. so it basically means “we’re excited.”

Johnny: I got the booze.
Lia: We were excited.

by 4loona December 30, 2023