Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.

Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.

by Kjose December 29, 2020

Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity

So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?

by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021

took-took

Slang word for vagina in Apache, from the 70/80s

She shaves her took-took

by ApacheGirl March 20, 2021

took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021