Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023

Chipotle Squash

A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night

The Chipotle Squash strikes again!!!

by Gambling king April 29, 2025

Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Squash

A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.

Yo squash.

by Big stepper O April 12, 2024

Squash

A bro, A cro. Someone who has your back no matter what and is ready to ride or die with you.

"Yo squash!"

by Big stepper O April 23, 2024

Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else

Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.

by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022