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snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.
1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!
by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
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Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.
I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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stanky snatch

Damn dude u licked that stanky snatch lips up and down
by Stanky snatch June 23, 2016
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nose snatch

Someone, majority of the time a ginger, who has an obsession of snatching your nose or giving it a quick "boop" because they're a soft boy.
Nose snatcher approaches
"I'M GONNA SNATCH YA NOSE!"

"lemme boop it."
by Lluuze January 26, 2020
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Alley Snatch

1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.

2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.

My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.

I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
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sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.
Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch
by jawesome99 December 24, 2012
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Snatch Tiller

While holding onto her legs you furiously pound her froth cabbage while running her face through the topsoil.

Plural: Snatch Tilling

Also see: Culti-vage Culti-vagining
It was a hot and sweaty day while I was working outside, my balls wet and quivering in anticipation for the mornings snatch tillings. Readying my bulk behind my most tasty bitch, I stuck my wicked wank inside her mossy abyss. Driving forward with every push, I ramburgled her face into the dirt and pushed her forward tilling my vast lands as a snatch tiller. Much akin to my fathers before me.
by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013
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