Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.

His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.

by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022

Shaker

An easily scared and cowardly person.

What are you, a shaker? Quit bein' a coward!

by anonymous July 30, 2021

Shaker Middle School

gangs of mean girls with bad highlights

“Do you like my highlights?” “Sure, do you go to shaker middle school?” “yeah how did you know?” “no reason…”

by no o ya businessman February 20, 2022

Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer

Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!

by keesville March 4, 2022

Tree Shaker

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.

Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"

Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"

by TVCAR112 January 2, 2025

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

Shaker

The warcry of an under-aged boy grabbing his friend by the jewels and shaking them violently.

SHAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

by Michael Motko November 18, 2025