Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011

chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!

by eirbear2204 June 21, 2003

scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz January 2, 2009

wiing scratch

circle scratch on a wii disk

I thought ring scratches on 360 were lame but now i cannot play twilight princess due to the wiing scratch.

by Spaz Out August 18, 2009

scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.

"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."

by Darkman Jones June 11, 2007

Dirt Scratch

When you crash on a dirtbike or bicycle in the dirt.

Hey did you see dolla bill do that dirt scratch off that little jump?

by mxscott14 March 27, 2009