Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.

1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.

by mad mortarman November 25, 2021

Saddle bags

The male version of camel toe. More accurate than “moose knuckles” as it hangs from both sides.

Damn. His pants are really saddle bagging, his pants show of his saddle bags.

by Crafts n crimes February 1, 2021

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

Saddle Ranch

1. Fucked over

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched

by Saddlerancher April 25, 2021

Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.

OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!

by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021

The Tennessee Saddle

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.

Girl 1: So Chad came over and he used me as his Tennessee Saddle
Girl 2: Whats it like to be ridden?
Girl 1: Being The Tennessee Saddle is the best its like eating ass in space

by manu08 May 6, 2021