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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
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Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube
Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.
Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.
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Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.
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Putin

1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"

2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."

2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."

Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022
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Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.
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Putin

A troll used in many sentences.
Putin > Put in
Put in deez nuts in your mouth
Deez nuts was origin of a video.
And also, Trigger Alert.
You're putin.
What? I'm not named putin.
No, i meant, Putin deez nuts in your mouth!
by ymser June 10, 2022
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