call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

plumbering

Plumbering is the act of fingering one's ass hole. Similar to fingering, but the other side. Often associated with those who have a shit kink.

"Jimmy was plumbering me so hard last night I shit" "George loves getting plumbered, he has a shit kink".

by Warm Toast December 30, 2023

Plumber plunged

When the girl is face down ass up. Reaches around with her hands using two fingers each to gape her vagina. The man while standing up fills her vagina with urine till over flowing. Then proceedes to insert his penis very aggressive ly into her vagina repeatedly causing splashes and if done correctly plunger noises

This girl said she was into water works so I plumber plunged her and made huge mess on her rug.

by Dick granet January 17, 2024

Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.

"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."

by geekforbrains January 6, 2023

prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy

I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing

by Bbck December 10, 2020

Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.

You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.

by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021