penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off

“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021

penil whiffer

smelling your own private area

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday

by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021

Penile refunction

When you cum

I’m having a penile refunction

by xoxo_pancake October 6, 2021

Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien

You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.

by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

Penile Inclusion

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.

*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"

by Green-Guy August 11, 2024

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023