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Patrick

The one who you can always rely on to be there when you need him too. Patrick is the kind of guy that tries really hard to please the girl that he likes. He will never let you down. if you are dating a Patrick, don't make the mistake of letting him go. you will regret it. trust me.
Patrick is the best choice over any guy.
by iloveboys12 July 21, 2019
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"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019
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The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
Patrick... you can’t say that....
by RealGurl April 24, 2019
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Oh he’s such a dick.. must be a Patrick
by Wwwiloveturtles May 2, 2019
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Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.
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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."
by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019
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