built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023

They built a kitchen on the roof

A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.

Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.

by Hotline Deebo August 5, 2023

Built Funny

Coined by me in the 2010’s, Built Funny is the opposite of Built Different. It means that’s your strange looking, deformed or a joke. Usually used humorously in teasing but sometimes as an insult.

Shaniqua: “Why are Timothy’s kneecaps inverted?”
Jamal: “He just built funny like that”

by HippoFart April 16, 2024

Hudson Built

Improbable of malfunction, needed before wanted

That server isnt working.
Well, its Hudson built, so you should check your code instead.

F#$%

by ChuckNastyies April 30, 2024

Bad Built Butch Body

Bad Built Butch Body (BBBB) refers to the unfortunate phenotype that is expressed due to combo of suboptimal genes interacting with environmental factors. Possibly is due to combination of inbreeding and too much CrossFit. Stereotypical example being Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Hypothetically Q: “Would you be allowed to say bleached blonde bad built butch body” on the floor of US House of Representatives?

by GUTDIGGA May 20, 2024

bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

Built Like a Hotel

A phrase that use to describe someone that eats so much that the food holds residence in their intestinal track.

Person 1: That person eats so much.
Person 2: Yeah, they're Built Like a Hotel.

by Archibald Ozimandias May 22, 2024