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Nolan

A sexy guy that has a very big penis and is a daredevil he also likes to scooter and he has blonde hair and blue eyes that catch girls on the spot a Nolan is a god that is stronger than zues
by Keegan3690 January 21, 2019
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Person 1: Oh hey its Nolan
Person 2: What a nerd
by LordOfTheHobos September 17, 2018
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Nolan has brown eyes and is usually depressed a lot some people try to cheer him up but no one helps him except for one person he never cheats and he stays loyal to his brothers and he not no snitch
Is nolan ok?
by Is that me? November 11, 2019
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Nolan 5

A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.

If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.
That’s a Nolan 5
by EjEdwards November 12, 2019
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A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan
by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019
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Nolan shaw

Nolan Shaw is the most annoying person you could ever meet he falls for every girl he meets and he thinks he’s so hot but he is not . Nolan Shaw is weird but he thinks he’s cool and all he talks about is his dick
Person 1:Omg ew is that Nolan Shaw

Person 2:Yea ew
by Emily chocked November 20, 2019
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Nolan

A straight-up rapist. He is kinda funny but very creepy sometimes.. Bet he looks up rapist memes... At least he is funny and a nice friend to hand around with! If you ever see him, slap him on the back, a nice welcoming.
Nolan: Hi guys, school again.
Me: EVERYBODY RUNN, HIDE, EWWWWWWWW!!
by anonymous midnight November 24, 2019
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