Noah

my husband

"hello this is noah, my husband"

by aryn is gay May 28, 2018

Noah

Big dick energy

Girl 1: yo what’s that

Girl 2: it’s so big

Girl 3: it’s Noah’s dick

by Ben simmon November 6, 2019

Noah

A person who has lots of heccery going on in his life and is very mean because of it.

Noah da boi

by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019

Noah

Noah is clingy and Won't take no for an answer. He sometimes can be annoying but everyone loves him anyway. He is desperate but sometimes for the better. Noah is charming and nows how to try to get a girl.

Your such a Noah you won't take no for an answerr

by Anonymous piggy wiggy March 21, 2019

Noah

The penis head of a snake

Oh that Noah really stretched my ass last night!

by yeetyeettimetobeatmykids April 16, 2019

Noah

Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.

Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

NOAH

most funny courageous brave wonderful sweet kind loving kid you’ll ever meet <3 he’s perfect and easy to fall in love with so I’d take a step back cause I already fell

Hey did you see Noah today jeez his 8 inch thighs tho

by wizk.rica June 2, 2019