Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."

Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.

by whosthegoat June 26, 2018

leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

by honchh July 25, 2018

cum guzzling penis leech

A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.

by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018

Leech

Someone who benefits from your downfall

Yo! Them leech off you..

by staywoke February 4, 2019

rot leech

A member of the opposite sex that is taking your attention away from important video game activities.

Alec’s missing out on a quality rot with the boys because a new rot leech is monopolizing his time.

by Spolt1o5 February 6, 2019

Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.

Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!

by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019

leech

freezin

freezin is a leech put that ak back

by Drezly September 4, 2018