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Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011
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Keller

Keller-"Short For Kenneth"
Meaning-"Little Companion
A Keller is a guy who is Sweet,Good Looking,Intelligent, And has a great taste for music.
Geez!! Are you dating Keller??? Lucky!!!
by K-dog-2004 November 13, 2018
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keller

a hobo who goes by little champ he claims he is 6 foot but studies have shown he is not. He is the #1 potato! He is a sexy lil champ #hobo
by 이슬 November 20, 2018
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Helen Keller

Who you become when you look at the eclipse
Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller
by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017
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Zachary Keller

Used to have dreads now he's just deads inside. A person who is a bit iffy of a person. Always has to be right in an argument.
by LeBronGemz23 November 7, 2018
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Keller

A Very Sexy,Nice,Mature,Caring, Lover Boy That Draws The attention of almost everyone around him. He Loves Gaming but is generally shy and timid around new people that he meets Sometimes, but all in all He is the sweetest Boy ever that many want to be in a relationship with. He Is The Nicest Boy That ever walked the face of the earth. His Big Blue eyes will draw the attention of others just so they can be his girl.
My Boyfriend could be a keller.
I Love the name keller it is awesome.
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Danny Keller

Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more

1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.

And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.

Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?

DK: Can you hold off on that for now?

Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
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