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monkey funky

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.
"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"
by Nene December 10, 2003
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Funky benno

There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.
Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I just caught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!
by LargePhallusDuarvid November 23, 2021
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Funky Olive

Olive but spelt in a funny way= Olivia so, call your friends named olivia funky olive

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me "hey funky olive i like tim tams"
funky olive "me too, idk if they have tim tams in boston tho
by azna June 20, 2022
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Funky Town

A Place, Attitude, Vibe that promotes good will hunting
The Morning Reveler will Craveineverything Funky Town holds true!
by Bennie BoyTV September 10, 2019
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Funky Monkey

Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!
I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.
by billclay October 6, 2009
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funky butt

The fetid, unwashed buttcrack of someone, usually an overweight black female. First used in a Hustler Magazine cartoon, circa 1979.
Lawdy Latisha, didn't you wash yo funky butt befo' leavin' da house?
by NotSteve September 10, 2006
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Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.
You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?
by thebigtuft November 19, 2011
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