Mental retardation fee

OK, so you subtracted for crime...

Hym Iam "But there's a mental retardation fee so you still owe me the money."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Fee fees

A person’s emotional feelings, especially in relation to being upset.

I know the comment was meant as a joke but it hurt my fee fees.

by kstella February 3, 2025

Re-Home Dumb Fee

Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?

She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP

by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023

Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.

You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee

by ChasG June 25, 2024

overdraft fee

A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.

If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025

fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.

Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”

by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024

land of the fee

Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.

The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.

Trump: We live in the Land of the Free!

Sigma: Actually, it's Land of the Fee.

by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024