chalk-beast

a college instructor who tends to get chalk all over his or her body, including the face and stomach, while writing important academic concepts on the chalkboard.

Wow. Look at that chalk-beast go! She has chalk all over her neck, and she's scribbling concepts all over the chalkboard.

by pandabear1236 July 23, 2012

chalked them off

Finished them off.

RJP

They chalked them off

They chalked those canapés off

by Robert Johnny Potter September 14, 2013

climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.

Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.

by Gunner854 June 18, 2023

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 21, 2023

Chalk Dog

Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.

How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.

by Mojo1936 January 1, 2024

chalk

the most amazing, coolest, and realest person EVER!1!1! has a cat names elise and exists in all dimensions across the multiverse! when there is chalk there is an elise.

is that chalk?! i saw her in one of the dimensions i visited once!

you mean the cool person chalk? yea, she was with her equally as cool cat, elise!

by chalkdusts February 3, 2024