Upgrade Catfish

When some one tries to use and/or catfish you and you turn out prettier and better than they thought you were and they end up looking stupid in the end

He was trying to use me but I upgrade catfished his ass.

by Aunt Selma April 27, 2019

catfish

when someone appears one way but once seen in person look completely diffrent

did you see rachel’s instagram post? she’s a catfish! i saw her at the mall and she looks nothing like that.

by topdawgmaster June 15, 2019

Friendly Catfishing

Not really catfishing but it’s when a couple switch there profile pics on their personal social media and confuse other people.

Jake is friendly catfishing his teacher into fucking him

by Heodre October 2, 2019

catfished

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.

“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”

by oolala22 October 12, 2019

Muddy Catfish

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish

We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish

by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017

Feed the catfish

Take a shit

I need to feed the catfish before we head to the game.

You kids better go feed the catfish before you go to bed so you don't have an accident.

by Mr. Fuh-q April 16, 2017

Dying Catfish

A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.

Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs

Ew! How can you like that dying catfish?! You're such a blob

by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017