Kitten Soft

A lovely, soft brand of toilet paper.

Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.

by zojo86 November 13, 2013

Soft Plunger

A soft and squishy bump or boil on the anus.

I cannot sit down because of the horrible pain from my soft plunger.

by mailboxq May 7, 2015

Soft suit

A men's suit worn without a tie.

It was a casual wedding so I wore a soft suit.

by diction007 August 30, 2015

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.

Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.

by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018

soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.

You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.

by ramen_lucky! September 4, 2018

soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes

Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by peggyscut April 29, 2019