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Asshat

The silly miniature sombrero tour guides put on their burros for tourists at the Grand Canyon.
That's some asshat right there.
by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020
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A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.
That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.
by Stillam17 December 2, 2022
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An insult used to define a person with their head up their ass. It is considered a curse word.
"Did you eat the last cookie?! You asshat!"
by Insult Creator April 18, 2022
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alvin from dville
Alvin from dville is a asshat
by somebody truthful October 11, 2021
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A very rude person
Pronounced (ass-hat)
Also can be written my preferred way, arsehat.
Isn’t Jack so rude?
Yeah, he’s such an asshat!
by NoahNeverKnocks February 21, 2022
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One who is utterly an asshole, but you don't wanna sound normal
Mario: Elijah is such a d--k!
Elizabeth: You mean asshat?
by Liza Isabella March 2, 2022
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Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)
Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!
by dont313mess June 22, 2025
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