What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft

Made by JumpRozhok and NickVerdone, Fishburg was the youngest anarchy server to get griefed, took a legendary 6 minutes. this was during the 2B2T (oldest anarchy server) bot exploit, this violent attack left the servers main hub crippled and the servers hosting PC screaming. RIP Fishburg Anarchy (Still in use today) join the discord here

https: //discord. gg/ rrFZwcYkPN

whats The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft?

Fishburg you fucking idiot

by MoonMan2007 October 4, 2022

Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.

Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"

by Balls_Man May 29, 2022

Shut the actual up

For people who dislike swearing to

Guy 1: Fortnite is an acceptable game
Guy 2: shut the actual up you cringelord

by Embers20342 March 11, 2022

Actually Influencing

To influence with intent vs. being another content creator just making their coin. No judgment with that but are you ACTUALLY influencing when all you do is push products on people and not give back to the community that helps you get your coin?

My favorite blogger not only recommends her skincare products but actually influences by supporting non-profits and discussing topics like systemic racism.

Are you actually Influencing if all you do is post photos but ignore the state of the world?

No shade, but can influencers actually influence and do something other than post pretty photos of their coffee?

by Castles January 18, 2021

It's Actually Patrick

This is a member of an Instagram group chat who is very legendary. So famous that he's got his own day named after him (St Patrick's Day).

Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.

"Did you hear about the DFO 4 legend?"
"It's actually Patrick?"
"Yeah, that dude."

by OutOfContextDFO January 19, 2021

ima make an actual coin

someone who makes a living for themselves, by going to work

"instead of lying around, ima make an actual coin"

by missgirlnumber3 March 4, 2021