Walmart as fuck

When some looks shitty or is shitty.

Ratchet, broke down, busted

Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!

Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!

by Coldblooded October 6, 2016

Walmart 10

A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10

She's a Walmart 10

by Greennuns69 December 9, 2016

Walmart loli

A female who acts like a loli and also a slut

This walmart loli is good at sucking dick

by Minichu February 18, 2019

Walmart Gucci

A cheap item or product that is used to make one appear wealthy, classy, fly, etc. Examples of this include Axe spray (when overused) cheap, poorly made clothing that imitates actually well made, expensive clothing (fake Js and LV bags, for example) and anything flashy or gaudy, especially when worn by a showoffer. One who purchases or owns a lot of Walmart Gucci is known as a poorfag.

Idiot: Check out these new shoes. Nice, huh?
Non-idiot: That's some Walmart Gucci. What were they, 25 bucks?

by munchiesnOOb October 9, 2017

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Walmart obsession

An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.

"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."

by Your Daughter J Bex March 10, 2012