Tony

fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.

"TONY STOP EATING MY FUCKING CEREAL!"
"MEOW HISSSSSSSS"

by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019

Tony

A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.

Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."

by pretty smart person and friend July 19, 2016

Tony

Tony is ancient Icelandic used to describe people that have a certain elvish quality about them and could easily be confused with the hidden people of Iceland. Therefore tony translates as "one of the hidden people."

"Wow that guy looks like Legolas, he's definitely tony!"

by 45t45011i1j4 March 12, 2016

Tony

A man who drinks a lot of alcohol and gets drunk as hell

Tony let’s get a drink . Tony : ok last drink hella lot

by Crackheadboy November 20, 2018

Tony

A one eared loser

“Tony is really cool,” said no one ever

by Notthetokennerd November 8, 2018

Tony

Don't fuck with. Him or he will pull out his little friend

Tony is fucking crazy

by Tony fucking montana is crazy June 15, 2018

Tony

THE ULTIMATE FUCK BOY, disrepects girls that love him, has hooked up with one in every 3 girls at the bar (this number subject to change to 1 in 2 by next week)

Damn he actin like a tony right infront of his girl

by truthspeaker187 September 19, 2018