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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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Tinder ban

When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.
Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"
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dirty tinder

Dirty Tinder: something good but cheap.
Those fries are 1.89$ a bag. I scored myself some dirty tinder. Or

I met this girl at the bar, her hair was a little messy but her head game was well…dirty tinder.
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tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.
'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'
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tinder offender

Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.
Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!
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Tinder Warrior

Typically a girl, who has years of experience on the dating app, Tinder.
Wow Ellie is such a Tinder Warrior
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lesbian tinder

Tinder, but for women who have their preference set to other women. Filled with profiles of girls “just looking to make friends,” the occasional straight male, and a few very disappointed lesbians.
Lesbian Tinder is even more disappointing than my semester grades.
by Lies to Beth March 15, 2022
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