Tooks

Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.

Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.

“See you later tooks”
“ I love you tooks”

by Eolhcm September 25, 2023

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.

Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.

by Kjose December 29, 2020

Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity

So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?

by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021

took-took

Slang word for vagina in Apache, from the 70/80s

She shaves her took-took

by ApacheGirl March 20, 2021