Thread rerailing

The act of bringing a horribly-derailed thread back on track, much to the annoyance of the idiotic derailers.

I've always loved CR's subtle thread rerailing.

by Jujujujujujujujujujuuu August 14, 2011

Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.

Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.

by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011

thread it up

The act of sewing a persons fingers together.

Hey kid, wanna thread it up in my basement?

by Aarzxx November 12, 2018

Text Thread Hater

One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.

Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.

by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018

Thread

A needle. Typically used to clean out pipes or one hitters when the weed has stuck to the edges.

*One girl to another girl*
“Ay yo you got any threads? “
“Yea do you want a Bobbie pin or a needle?”
“Probably a needle. I’m cleaning out my one hitty”

by Jackie- IOU😂 July 2, 2018

threads

noun-the illiterate pronunciation of "treads", referring the the portion of a stair that one would step on.

The threads on my stairs were not wide enough to step on.

by GerryP September 20, 2018

Thread the peedle

When one person is sitting on a toilet and another person (usually male) pees through the gap between the first person's legs. As featured in the book 50 shades of word 3: Fried chicken.

Man can you wrap up that shit? I gotta pee

Why don't you just thread the peedle

Good idea!

by Peedlethread March 21, 2023