Snarf

The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.

1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)

by Macsloan July 25, 2021

snarf

someone who farts in the tub and then eats the bubbles as they surface

DId you know johnny eats fart bubbles in the tub? Hes a total snarf

by Fuckface!123 July 9, 2021

Snarf

a sneeze, fart, and cough all at once

Oh no! I think I’m about to snarf!! *proceeds to snarf* Awe man i snarfed.

by Hubert Herbert November 25, 2020

Snarf

1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.

2 (verb): To consume something quickly.

3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).

1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.

2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.

3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!

by dissect April 21, 2021

Snarf

A word made iconic in the Del Reyes snowboarding movie "it's Fun"
Haggy bear rolling a beer can on his glistening forehead while explaining Snarf to Paul Giamatti.. classic!

That Champagne powder.. Snarf!

by The big Tugster May 12, 2021

Snarf

When you sneeze and laugh at the same time

Emma snarfs a lot

by Small person 360 May 15, 2021

Snarf

A person who smelled girls’ bicycle seats was called a SNARF.

That kid Boog Confer was the worst snarf in town.

by Macsloan August 27, 2025