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China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
"Yao.. I feel sad today.."
"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"
In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"
In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
by Chinaslittlefilipina July 6, 2025
Get the Slurpee mug.A sexual act involving four persons, which at least three of persons must have penises. Each penis of the three receivers occupy one hole of a large soft pretzel, while the performer of the act fills their mouth with German beer. The performer will proceed to, while holding the beer in their mouth, perform oral sex individually on each penis while the pretzel is in place. The performer, upon each sucking, will swallow the beer gradually during the act, after which all beer is swallowed or out of the mouth, the performers moves to the next penis. The act is complete after this has been performed on each penis. The pretzel may then be shared as a treat between all parties.
Me and the boys went to Berlin. We picked up a beer, a pretzel and a German girl at the supermarket and had the best German Slurpee. The pretzel was delicious too!
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Get the Slurpee mug.An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
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