the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
by 月月 April 24, 2014
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My ex is std-infested. I hope he ends up alone and feeling as lonely as he made me feel while we were together.
by apples01 November 11, 2013
Get the std-infested mug.I know it's not as much fun as boring multiple strangers on tinder at once. ....But a casual happy hour is still better than catching a STD (Shitty Tinder Date).
by Awkwarditity123 June 22, 2015
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Kid 1: My computer is so slow!
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.
Kid 2: *checks search history* Looks like you got a case of Cyber STDs.
by Sensiblé February 28, 2016
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by .Communist October 16, 2018
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-Send the dick
-Still too drunk
-Super throw down
The person who you are talking to will have to figure out which one you are trying to say based on the context of the sentence.
-Send the dick
-Still too drunk
-Super throw down
The person who you are talking to will have to figure out which one you are trying to say based on the context of the sentence.
Why Won't Hairy just STD to Maddy already? We needs the benefits!
Idk, I think he is waiting for approval.
Hey...STD?
No, the last time I drank was last weekend.
Wanna have a STD in the basement friday night?
Sure, as long as Hairy can come.
Idk, I think he is waiting for approval.
Hey...STD?
No, the last time I drank was last weekend.
Wanna have a STD in the basement friday night?
Sure, as long as Hairy can come.
by STDlove February 25, 2019
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Say it all around and people will give you that stare.
Say it all around and people will give you that stare.
Boyle: Hey,these are the STDs.
Jake:What you talking about, buddy?
Boyle: STDs. Save the dates. The dates for my wedding
Jake:What you talking about, buddy?
Boyle: STDs. Save the dates. The dates for my wedding
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