Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
by Pipedbag February 24, 2024
Get the Coochie Rust mug.The act when ones friend play a "prank" on their fallen asleep friend buy placing a slim metal rod inside their urethra; so the person urine will decompose the metal causing it to rust.
Dam it guys, why did you have to give me The Rusted Urethra you guys know I dont have my tetanus shot!
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
Get the The Rusted Urethra mug.Definition 1: A shitty programming language that people think literally everything needs to be rewritten into.
Definition 2: Everybody who is using Rust is extremely toxic and wants the whole world to be rewritten in Rust.
RIP all other programming languages
Definition 2: Everybody who is using Rust is extremely toxic and wants the whole world to be rewritten in Rust.
RIP all other programming languages
Example 1:
Person 1: I've wrote my backend in Go
Person 2: Let's rewrite it in Rust
Person 1: Why Rust? Go works and is fast...
Person 2: I've SAID RUST. <invites 100 other Rust stans and they assault the Person 1 until he rewrites the goddamn thing into Rust>
Example 2:
Person 1 on Reddit: I've wrote this thing in <insert literally any programming language here>
Literally whole Reddit: RUST RUST RUST <eats Person 1 alive and rewrites the whole program in Rust so that they get 0.01% performance and code safety increase>
Example 3:
Person 1: I've rewrote the whole world in Rust, including water, sun, plants and animals. Now EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T USE RUST WILL BE BANNED!1!1!!!!1!11!!!11111
Literally all Rust stans (negative IQ): RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
<Person 2, who knows that he literally gained 0 performance and probably wrote worse code than original on C or C++, but everyone thinks it's better just because it's written in Rust, sits quietly in the corner and hides from the toxic Rust users>
Person 1: I've wrote my backend in Go
Person 2: Let's rewrite it in Rust
Person 1: Why Rust? Go works and is fast...
Person 2: I've SAID RUST. <invites 100 other Rust stans and they assault the Person 1 until he rewrites the goddamn thing into Rust>
Example 2:
Person 1 on Reddit: I've wrote this thing in <insert literally any programming language here>
Literally whole Reddit: RUST RUST RUST <eats Person 1 alive and rewrites the whole program in Rust so that they get 0.01% performance and code safety increase>
Example 3:
Person 1: I've rewrote the whole world in Rust, including water, sun, plants and animals. Now EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T USE RUST WILL BE BANNED!1!1!!!!1!11!!!11111
Literally all Rust stans (negative IQ): RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
<Person 2, who knows that he literally gained 0 performance and probably wrote worse code than original on C or C++, but everyone thinks it's better just because it's written in Rust, sits quietly in the corner and hides from the toxic Rust users>
by pls dont rewrite me in rust August 1, 2022
Get the Rust mug.A game where servers are dominated by Zergs of 12+ players. This game is impossible to play alone without at least 500hrs of experience even with the new recoil changes. fighting and online raiding without a team on 4 plus is impossible and you will get completely shafted by a 9 year old who looks like a compressed Seth Rogan who lives in his chair drinking 2 liters of gatorade a day. He has not seen the sun in years and screams the n-word like its a national anthem.
hey bro i got 10k hours on Rust and can beam 300 meters why do i have no bitches?
maybe if your life wasn't a role play base you would have a chance.
maybe if your life wasn't a role play base you would have a chance.
by Harry browne June 27, 2022
Get the Rust mug.A Chad with a huge cock and big balls, can AK spray, The opposite of a pepega. huge content creator, nice streams, good community, and again huge cock and balls .
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