Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

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of course… not

A phrase that often excites someone and then disappoints them a second later, however sometimes this phrase can make someone angry but relieve them later.

A: Can you give me 15K bucks?
B: Of course…
A: *trembling with excitement*
B: not…
A: *excitement fades away*

A: Would you be happy if I ran away?
B: Of course… not.
A: You got me there for a second!

by Pannwinner1 July 5, 2023

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Doritos Crash Course

A free video game released in 2010 for the Xbox 360

Hey John, want to play Doritos Crash Course after school?

by melon31 July 10, 2023

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Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.

"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."

by Thotexterminator102 July 28, 2023

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