nutty ink

the act off drawing on a glass window with your sweaty nutsack

i was mowing the lawn and i accdenly saw my neigbor doing nutty ink

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

Nutty

A word you can use to describe any situation or event.

Fuck dude, that was nutty.

by TheHairyGhost July 9, 2017

Nutty

I dont even have the faintest clue were you brain is , it's nutty . I miss you, but only hold the moments im declined against you.

I feel like nutty wasnt deserved.

by StillsingleO October 21, 2018

Nutty Buns

When you smear chunky peanut butter over a girls ass with a peanut allergy to make dem cheeks thick as fuckkkkk.

Jeff: I can't believe you fucked Sam she has no ass
Jack: Bruh I don't give a fuck, she's allergic to peanuts so I gave her those Nutty Buns. Boom from limp dick to slim thick like that

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

Nutty Pot

A sex move where a male sticks the end of his penis into the nostril of his partner and blows a large load hard enough that it cums out of the other nostril.

That chick I picked up at the health food store had a sinus infection, so I gave her a Nutty Pot to try and cure her.

by Smittyp87 January 9, 2019

KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.

I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.

by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019