noise platinum

When a noise musician sells over 100 copies of their album/mixtape in a week.

"When clipping. and I visited the Sub Pop offices for the first time, they showed us their wall of platinum and gold records. William Hutson responded 'Once I put out a tape and sold 100 copies in a week, that's called going noise platinum' and only the clipping guys and I laughed." - @deathbombarc on twitter

by BiggerDinosaurus February 6, 2019

Background Noise

A television show / movie you’ve seen enough times that you know the plot by heart and it no longer requires active attention to follow, so you watch it while you’re completing other quiet activities, to fill the room with some kind of noise.

Friend: Hey, I thought we were going to study, why is Friends/Seinfield/The Office/Parks and Rec on?
You: I’m not watching it, it’s just background noise, let’s study!

by InspectorVega June 26, 2019

Red Noise

A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".

"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"

"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"

by Addyct July 13, 2019

Sexy noises

Noises that are byproducts of arousal. Not really moans or anything, just noises that are hot.

"Oh yeah man she was making them sexy noises last night when I pleasured her."

by breatbill9 September 12, 2017

Fangirl noise

A loud scream caused by fangirls when they are happy

KP was happy she was right so she made an extreme fangirl noise

by Just another fnaf/mlp person July 9, 2016

bartground noise

The background noise that occurs when one is talking on the phone while riding the Bay Area Rapid Transit system.

I was trying to talk to Joe, but there was too much bartground noise to hear him.

by nominalstate October 5, 2012

ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.

Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.

by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013