Ned Doherty

An absolute wanker

Your such a Ned Doherty

by lwaters September 13, 2020

Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020

A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

Pulling a Ned

When you assume you've been invited to an event despite not actually being on the guest list.

"Dude, why did Tom come to your birthday party on Saturday?"
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."

by LionsandGophers October 4, 2011

Ned

Ned- Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him he's a Ned

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

NED

Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.

I met a Ned Flanders yesterday.

by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023