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My balls are itchy

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them
by Kalebbear June 29, 2017
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Ohno my balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"
by Rat_Chef_200 September 23, 2021
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Change My Balls

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!
by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021
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Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
by Masonwinter July 26, 2021
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lolz my balls

bro, thats so funny, lolz my balls!
by jokerethan September 2, 2011
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mixing my balls up

Yet another way of saying that you're confused.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.
bro you mixing my balls up fr
by phuo June 16, 2023
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