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matty is the biggest div i've ever seen
by johnny wonny October 10, 2020
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Missionary Matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020
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c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
by calikid327 March 6, 2011
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Matty Ray Ray

The Biggest no life in all of COD history. He Loves Breakfast and cake. He is easily confused, and or easily confuses people.
Me: "Hey Matty Ray Ray do you wanna play MW2?"

Matty Ray Ray: "Sure Cake."
by MrMilks October 25, 2011
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Mattis

Ew A Mattis.
by Enwen2 February 21, 2023
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Matty B. R

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
by mr shwarma December 20, 2023
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Matty

Matty has a dead cat.
by Adam Cole bay bay December 26, 2023
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