Jade

A Jade is a psycho bitch. She will cause fights over her jealousy if you're spending time with other people. She will call ur friends fat whores and laugh about it. She will have a huge fight with you and shave her head. Also known to kill small animals cuz she thinks it's funny. STAY AWAY FROM JADE

She also cannot drive.

"Yo did you know Jade called Johnny fat?"
"Woah she's a bitch bro."

by johnnylongbottom April 12, 2022

Jade

Brummy cunt who is also very racist n low key priti Patel

Oh no that is the clear brexiteer jade the racist

by urnanman September 25, 2021

Jade

Jade is a snake. She will tell your secrets even if she’s your friend. She won’t care if she hurts you and she’s a liar, you will be there for you but if you need her support she’ll never be there for you.

“Wow she’s so beautiful”
“Don’t even think about it, that’s a Jade.”

by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 29, 2021

Jade

My girlfriends name, she’s sexy, cute you name it 😏

Me: jade is sexy and kind

Friend: uh ok?

by Pog :) June 3, 2021

Jade

She is annoying toxic but looks nice at first she thinks she s the shit but actually she’s just a lil bitch

She’s so annoying she must be a jade

by Lolll420 November 22, 2021

Jaded

This is when someone looks or feel awesome
Just like "feeling golden", one can feel jaded

Glammed up, beautify

It's also the act of making someone or something look great.

"Oh my gosh, mary looks jaded!"

"Faith's been jaded by precious "
"I'm jaded, treat me accordingly "

by Jadedprecious November 16, 2019

Jade

A( lesbian) who is a stupid fucking loser and always will be. No one likes her and just use her for her house basically the definition of a puppy because all she does is follow her boyfriend like its her fucking owner

Wow look at jade. She looks like a Dike

by white titty bitch August 7, 2018