Jacob

Someone you considered a friend until they attempted to get with your drunk girlfriend. They will always deny it, but they were about 5 minutes from catching a case.

Jacob, you may be seated, the court is now in session

by Bocaj OldDark June 16, 2018

Jacob

Fuck the police comin straight from the underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz I’m brown.

“Jacob’s a fucking G.”

“I wanna die.”

by Very_Gay June 11, 2019

Jacob

A best at fortnite and they do the do b

Me: yo have a 1v1 with me Jacob

Jacob: ok
(Jacob wins)

by Jacob the fortnite gamer October 16, 2019

Jacob

A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it

You are such a Jacob

by Dufbut667 January 13, 2018

Jacob

a very gay person with no sense of humor and dead inside

Stop being a Jacob

by KevinoLeDepression May 7, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that acts somewhat like a turtle Some would describe him as slow and chill

Look at me, I’m Jacob! “In the dirty south They call me turtle because I’m slow and I’m chill”

by Myliftedtruckmycowboyboots January 20, 2018

Jacob

A simp

Yo that dude Jacob is such a simp for Katherine

by Bigpeenluis February 4, 2020