The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
Get the Israeling mug.It’s is a term often refers to a perceived irrational or obsessive hatred or criticism of the State of Israel, especially when that criticism is seen as disproportionate, unbalanced, or disconnected from reality. Most Islamists, leftists and retards has it.
Someone might be labeled as having “Israel Derangement Syndrome” if they:
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.
• Blame Israel solely for all Middle East problems.
• Deny or minimize terrorism against Israeli civilians.
• Apply extreme scrutiny to Israeli policies while ignoring worse actions by other states.
• Portray Israel as inherently evil or genocidal without nuance or context.
by Gahex August 6, 2025
Get the Israel Derangement Syndrome mug.To Israel something is to steal it with confidence, defend it with passion, and act shocked when anyone calls you out.
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
"He walked into the club like he owned it. Didn’t pay cover, took over the aux, and kicked out the DJ. Full Israel mode."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
Get the Israel mug.When someone takes your stuff, your space, your idea, your man, your dog’s bed — whatever — and claims it with so much boldness, fake confidence, and historical flashbacks that you start questioning if it ever was yours to begin with.
"My ex israeled my Netflix account—changed the password, added her mom’s email, and then DM’d me crying about 'digital self-defense'."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
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Get the The one piece Israel mug.A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
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