internet

it is the inter netting of your swimming trunks that adds comfort.

have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.

by boymandudeguyelleven August 4, 2005

Interneting

To be one with the internet, to surf the internet with a vengeance, and to be so leet at the internet that people of lesser quality will forever question what you do.

A: Hey, how's it going?

B: Shush, I'm interneting.

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A: You guys should learn how to internet.

by s3xytrUmp3t13r January 12, 2009

INTERNET

Internet is for POOL!
TuBillar.com!

B says... ¿Isn't internet for porn?
D answers... Nope, internet is for POOL! TuBillar.com

by berushka April 16, 2009

internet

The inner-netting of swimwear

"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared

by aybab2 June 15, 2003

internet

A place where some of the more mindless Christians like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.

"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown

Nice grammar, God boy.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

internet

the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.

the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.

by l33v March 1, 2008

internets

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.

I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>

by Batrachus August 24, 2011