college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
by jim March 8, 2005
Get the funnel mug.The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.
My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.
by Enrealment September 23, 2024
Get the Funnelling mug.In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
by media jargon October 24, 2024
Get the Trust the funnel mug.A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.
by The Brainrot Bard November 14, 2024
Get the West Virginia Funnel mug.A metaphorical process that many privileged expats - often from countries like Australia or France- who move to Berlin for the vibes. It describes the predictable trajectory of initial excitement and exploration, often characterized by partying and casual drug use, which escalates over time. Many find themselves burned out after a couple of years, losing their sense of purpose, and ultimately leaving Berlin more confused than when they arrived.
They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They’re totally in the Berlin Funnel—moved here for the vibes, started partying every weekend, and now they don’t even remember why they came.
by Zeggy-Stardust December 27, 2024
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Get the Mongolian Shit Funnel mug.When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
by brooskitooski September 30, 2025
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